Good thing we have a time machine, because we’re going all the way back to 1989 in San Dimas, California (which looks conspicuously like the suburbs of Phoenix) to celebrate Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Then we’re cheating death, giving melvins to evil robot us-es and definitely not covering KISS as we dial up Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey from 1991.
And finally, we drop the old phone booth in the nightmarish hellscape of 2020. After a most unprecedented 29-year hiatus, Bill S. Preston, Esq., and “Ted” Theodore Logan are wild dads ready to unite the world against a most heinous dearth of new movie releases.
Reuniting an almost-too-Bill Alex Winter and a maybe-not-Ted-enough Keanu Reeves, Bill & Ted Face the Music shows us the inseparable slacker icons still struggling to fulfill their musical destiny (in maybe a little bit of a Bogus Journey retcon). And as their fairytale marriages near a breaking point, the future calls with a hard deadline.
So lick the Cheetos dust off your fingers and hop into your time machine — whether it looks like a vintage phone booth or a sleek adult massager — because we’ve got a band to assemble and a song to not technically steal.
Te adoro, Guillermo.
Hosted by: ‘Waterloo’ Tim Agne (@timagne)
Featuring: ‘Station!’ Greig Tansley (@greigt13)
Ted, what are you doing with that Unfunny Nerd Tangent shirt? This is a history report, not a babe report. But Bill, Mon Milfma is a historical babe!
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