THIS WEEK ON THE DATESCAST…

EPISODE XCII

IT ALL STARTED WITH SWEDISH FISH…

OUR HEROES ARE STRANDED IN THEIR OWN HOMES BECAUSE OF THE CORONAVIRUS OUTBREAK. BUT THAT WILL NOT STOP THEM FROM GIGGLING ABOUT THE NAME DICK’S SPORTING GOODS.

IT ALSO WON’T STOP THEM FROM BOLDLY GOING WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE.

OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

THEY MAKE THE KESSEL RUN IN 12 PARSECS TO PICK, EAT, AND RATE NESTLE STAR WARS MILLENNIUM FALCON VANILLA ICE CREAM SANDWICHES.

IS DOUBLE VANILLA TOO MUCH VANILLA? DOES AN EWOK EVER GET FULL ON STORMTROOPER FACE? AND IS IT HAN OR HAN?

ANSWER ALL THESE QUESTIONS WE WILL…

Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne)

Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & John Williams

Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

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Derek Montilla http://www.arizonasports.com/

Derek Montilla is the host of Minutes With The Mayor podcast and co-host of The Steel Cage podcast. He's also the Mayor of Reseda, CA. Which isn't a real city, but you can have mail sent there. When he's not raising his daughter to be the biggest New Day mark on the planet or acting as the highest ranking fictitious official in a municipal LA neighborhood government, he is covering the Arizona Diamondbacks and other local Arizona sports teams for 98.7 FM & ArizonaSports.com. You can follow Derek on Twitter at Twitter.com/cap_kaveman or email him at Derek@TheSteelCage.com.

Until next time, this meeting is adjourned.