Knock knock. Who's there?
Knock knock. Who’s there?

You will support Roman Reigns and you will like it. He’ll get beat down, but he’ll reach the summit anyway. Once he’s there, he’ll get it all taken away from him, and he’ll cry about it, and you’ll feel bad. You’ll then rally around him to take down the big annoying pale skinned Irishman. React the way we want you to, dammit!

…or maybe they’re okay with us cheering Sheamus, thus creating a split crowd like they had for Rock / Cena and Lesnar / Taker. Wait, do we even want to do that?

I give up. Maybe they have too.

Hosted by: ‘The Beast from the Middle East’ Darrell Johnson (@zazzumplop)

Featuring: ‘The Mayor of Reseda’ Derek (@cap_kaveman), ‘Dirtee Jesus’ Billi Bhatti (@DirteeJesus), and Joshua Schlag (@thesteelcage / @schlizzag).

Intro Music by The Black Furies, courtesy of Music Alley.

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Joshua Schlag

For most of the last 30+ years of my life, I've been watching WWE. As a kid, Monday Night Raw hooked me from the start. From Bret Hart and Razor Ramon, to Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock, to CM Punk and Daniel Bryan.. I've witnessed the ups and downs and I'm proud to have enjoyed pro wrestling through the years.

Though I now watch in a much different fashion than I did when I was a kid (finding out Vince McMahon was the owner and Jack Tunney no more than a figurehead was like finding out Santa Claus did not exist), I feel like I have a much greater appreciation for the hard work pro wrestlers do and the things they sacrifice to entertain us.

It's still real to me, dammit!