This may or may not represent our actual selections. Who is the Teddy Roosevelt of WWE?
This may or may not represent our actual selections. Who is the Teddy Roosevelt of WWE?

In the first installment of our Fireside Chats series on the long road to WrestleMania XXX in New Orleans, we take a few moments to ponder who would make up a WWE version of Mount Rushmore. The choices are pretty obvious… Or are they? Some controversy is sure to abound after this one – let us know what you think! Did we get it right?

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Joshua Schlag

For most of the last 30+ years of my life, I've been watching WWE. As a kid, Monday Night Raw hooked me from the start. From Bret Hart and Razor Ramon, to Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock, to CM Punk and Daniel Bryan.. I've witnessed the ups and downs and I'm proud to have enjoyed pro wrestling through the years.

Though I now watch in a much different fashion than I did when I was a kid (finding out Vince McMahon was the owner and Jack Tunney no more than a figurehead was like finding out Santa Claus did not exist), I feel like I have a much greater appreciation for the hard work pro wrestlers do and the things they sacrifice to entertain us.

It's still real to me, dammit!