I was going to go off on a tirade about John Cena’s recent finisher and signature move changes.. but this ELEVEN YEAR OLD kid beat me to it:

WWE PG Era Just a Bad Idea on Bleacher Report

The best part is the photo the kid found to post at the top of the story…

Okay, so not everything the kid says is gold. But when an 11 year old is rolling his eyes at the FU becoming the “Attitude Adjustment” and the “STFU” becoming just a regular old STS.. there’s something wrong. I never thought I’d wish Vince would lighten up. I mean, we don’t need blood baths, “choppy choppy your pee pee”, and HLA anymore – please, no – but making a move like this isn’t exactly going to legitimize Cena and win fans over..

Is the Right to Censor getting its hands on things in the back stage again?

Joshua Schlag

For most of the last 30+ years of my life, I've been watching WWE. As a kid, Monday Night Raw hooked me from the start. From Bret Hart and Razor Ramon, to Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock, to CM Punk and Daniel Bryan.. I've witnessed the ups and downs and I'm proud to have enjoyed pro wrestling through the years.

Though I now watch in a much different fashion than I did when I was a kid (finding out Vince McMahon was the owner and Jack Tunney no more than a figurehead was like finding out Santa Claus did not exist), I feel like I have a much greater appreciation for the hard work pro wrestlers do and the things they sacrifice to entertain us.

It's still real to me, dammit!