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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 69: Clerks: The Animated Series

Since it was Tim’s 37th birthday (in a row), and since we already covered Kevin Smith’s filmography back on our immortal 37th episode, what else could we do but celebrate the animated version of Clerks for our unprecedented Episode 69? (Niiiice.)

Since Greig and Jared finally caught up on this series (that only aired two episodes before being banished to the freezer that is straight-to-DVD-purgatory), sit back as Tim takes us on a magical journey that transcends the boundaries of two-dimensional storytelling, takes a pitstop to lament the downfall of Meat Loaf, yet rises like a Phoenix to make you wonder whether or not the misery in your life is manifest, of the machinations of Leonardo Leonardo…

Or a third thing.

Just check out the show. It’s Tim’s birthday.

Hosted by: ‘Bear who drive car’ Tim Agne (@timagne).

Featuring: ‘Captain Boomerang’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13) and ‘SilentJew’ Jared Robinovitz (@SuperJew75).

Music by: James L. Venable and Meat Loaf.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 67: Aquaman

Every day since the release of Batman v. Superman, Tim has walked from his lighthouse to the end of the pier, gazing wistfully at the ocean as he longs for the return of his beloved sea king. And each of those days, Jared has been at the bar, laughing at Tim for holding out any hope for a DC movie.

And now, Jason Momoa has arrived — wet, glistening and mostly shirtless — with a billion-dollar international hit Aquaman movie. So who’s laughing now? Probably still Jared.

The whole crew comes out wet and salty as we dive into Furious 7 director James Wan’s underwater opus, which seems to pack just about every movie into 2 hours 22 minutes. We talk about how Aquaman could beat Batman, how Nicole Kidman really looked in the late ’80s, Willem Dafoe IN A DRESS and Mateo’s plan to build a wall around Atlantis (and make the Trench monsters pay for it).

And, from the outtakes, Dolph Lundgren is killing it as a dad in Aquaman and Creed 2. We’ve decided he should keep it rolling and play He-Man’s father King Randor in the upcoming Masters of the Universe reboot. You can help us out by tweeting #DolphForRandor.

Hosted by: ‘Dr. Go’ Tim Agne (@timagne).

Featuring: ‘SuperJew’ Jared Robinovitz (@SuperJew75), ‘Climate change is a hoax’ Mateo Morales (@Matt_Morales) and ‘Captain Boomerang’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

Music by: Pitbull and Barenaked Ladies.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 66: Bumblebee

Travel back to the 80s with us as we grab a Hot Dog on a Stick, crank up the Stan Bush and squeeze into the back of a Volkswagen (we’re looking at you, Kevin Smith) for the latest offering from the Transformers franchise… Bumblebee.

With Tim still MIA in the sub-Atlantic, we invited fan-favorite, Transformers aficionado and all-round nostalgia critic, Yoshi, back on our show to give his thoughts.

And boy did he…

Everything you wanted to know about Transformers fandom is touched on in this episode, including the glorious G1 opening scenes, how Bumblebee’s character has changed over the years, and why John Cena may have been the most robotic character in the entire film.

You might wish our voice boxes had been damaged after this one, but in any case, Transform, roll out and tune your car stereo to Route… sorry… UNT 66: Bumblebee.

Hosted by: ‘Captain Boomerang’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

Featuring: ‘SuperJew’ Jared Robinovitz (@SuperJew75) and from the Transmission Podcast (@trnsmissions) via YoshiCast.com –  Yoshi (@yousephtanha).

Music by: Stan Bush, John Cena and Rick Astley.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 65: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Get your THWIP on with not one, not two, but a multitude of Spider-Men (and women), as we dive mask-first into the new animated feature, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse.

Friend of the show, Mateo Morales returns to explain exactly why he named his son Miles (you heard us), Greig and Jared argue about… sorry, ‘ponder’ the future of the Tom Holland Spider-Man series, and of course, we gush over the phenomenal animation techniques used in bringing this film to life.

All this and more on an all-Spidey edition of Unfunny Nerd Tangent.

Hosted by: ‘Captain Boomerang’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

Featuring: ‘SuperJew’ Jared Robinovitz (@SuperJew75) and ‘My Son Really is Miles’ Mateo Morales (@Matt_Morales).

Music by: Post Malone & Daniel Pemberton.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 63: Creed Vs Creed II

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Hey yo, we didn’t hear no bell, so like… we thought we’d get together and go the distance to talk about the new films revital… reinvigor… uh, re-imagining the Rocky Series – Creed and Creed II.

Special guests, Teek Hall and Mega Ran join us from the Mat Mania Podcast to help break down both films, gush over all things Philly and peruse those old photographs of Dolph Lundgren and Grace Jones.

You’d have to be punchy not to get excited for this one, so break out your boxing gloves, ramp up the montages and check out UNT: 63.

Just don’t chase us with your van.

Hosted by: ‘Captain Boomerang’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

Featuring: ‘SuperJew’ Jared Robinovitz (@Superjew75), ‘Big Nasty’ Tim Agne (@timagne) and ‘The Founder and Proprietor’ Joshua Schlag (@sclizzag / @thesteelcage).

Special Guests: Mega Ran (@MegaRan) and Teek Hall (@Teek_Hall) from the Mat Mania Podcast (@MatMania).

Music by: Ludwig Goransson & Mega Ran

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