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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 50: Jaws

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into podcasting, we hit Episode 50… We certainly needed a bigger boat to handle this one, as we focused our attention on the all-time classic, Jaws.

Is Brody a poor man’s John McClane? How fake does that shark look to you? Does Quint have a death wish? What’s the secret with the Jaws theme? Who the hell goes SCUBA diving anymore? And wait… was that a nipple?

All of those questions and many more are answered by our illustrious panel of nerds, who didn’t need to travel to ‘Breeze-Bane’ to discuss this classic. Sure, we can all go slow ahead, but can you chum this s**t?

Slip on your anchor-themed sports jacket and check out UNT 50 to see if you can crush it like Quint. Otherwise, show us the way to go home. We’re tired and we want to go to bed.

Hosted by: ‘Captain Boomerang’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

We both have City Hands.

Featuring: ‘SuperJew’ Jared Robinovitz (@Superjew75), ‘Sing Offends Me’ Tim Agne (@timagne), Mateo Morales (@matt_morales) and ‘Spielberg’ Josh Schlag (@schlizzag / @thesteelcage).


Music by: John Williams & Frank Crumit.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 49: Solo

Solo: A Star Wars Story has hit movie theatres to find itself in the midst of a socio-political situation not seen since Senator Palpatine seized the Senate.

Our resident Jedi Master, Flo returns to the show to help us make sense of this so-called fanbase uprising, as well as, funnily enough, discuss and review the actual movie.

Also, Tim struggles with the name ‘Tobias Beckett’.

New actors taking on iconic roles, that cameo from that character, Lord & Miller Vs Ron Howard, and the nature of life and death in a galaxy far, far away… all that and more on the latest Unfunny Nerd Tangent: Solo.

Note: no Wookies were harmed in the making of this podcast. An Ewok got sick and Jared may have swallowed a bug, but that’s it.

Hosted by: ‘Captain Boomerang’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

Featuring: ‘SuperJew’ Jared Robinovitz (@Superjew75) & ‘He IS Your Father’ Tim Agne (@timagne).

Special Guest: ‘Glitbiter’ Flo (@glitbiter).

Music by: L’Orchestra Cinématique & Supernova.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 48: Deadpool 2

We’re strapping on our parachutes, ignoring the wind advisory and diving mustache-first into our most anticipated No. 2 of the year: Deadpool 2. And we brought drinks to share!

Did you know Ryan Reynolds owns Aviation Gin? Our special guest Micah Zahler, a Ryan Reynolds superfan and host of the upcoming Always Parched podcast, crafted us a gin-based version of Deadpool’s signature cocktail. We’re not embarrassed to say it — it’s a SEA BREEZE.

Courtesy of Always Parched podcast

Deadpool Sea Breeze
1 oz Aviation Gin
1.25 oz Tattersall Grapefruit Crema
.5 oz Pure Cranberry Juice
Dash of Strongwater Fire Tamer Bitters
Top with fresh Grapefruit Juice

You might want to make it a double because we’re obliterating the fourth wall with tangents on everything from obscure X-Force heroes to which Golden Girl we’d beg our hypothetical shapeshifting mutant girlfriend to mimic. Yeah, we’re pretty much writing Deadpool 3. You’re welcome, Ryan Reynolds.

Hosted by: ‘Captain Bangarang’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

Featuring: ‘I love gluten’ Jared Robinovitz (@superjew75) & ‘Timmin’ in refrigerators’ Tim Agne (@timagne).

Special guest: ‘Man crush accepted’ Micah Zahler (Instagram @alwaysparched)

Music by Cher, Skrillex & Dolly Parton.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 47: The Big Lebowski

The Big Lebowski is 20 years old, man. So of course we had to give it the Unfunny Nerd Tangent treatment.

Much like a urine stained rug, since 1998, The Dude, Walter and Donny have left their indelible mark on movie goers, and we are no different. We gave up honouring Shabbos to record this show, so check it out, or we’re off the bowling team.

But, seriously, whether you’re a nihilist, a failed European pop star, a nude artist or even a mysterious, moustachioed Stranger, you’re sure to love this latest episode of UNT.

And if you don’t… well. That’s just, like… your opinion, man…

Hosted by: Greig ‘The Dude’ Tansley (@GreigT13).

Featuring: Jared ‘Walter’ Robinovitz (SuperJew75) & Tim ‘Donny’ Agne (@timagne).

Music by: The First Edition & The Gypsy Kings.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 46: Avengers – Infinity War

The Infinity GaUNTlet.

Avengers: Infinity War is finally here, and of course, we had to gather our stones for our very own gaUNTlet and dissect this monumental film ten years in the making.

Favourites, Yoshi and Mateo cross space and time to join us once more, Jared continues his assault on (what’s left of) the DCEU and has Tim finally come around to jump on the Marvel bandwagon?

Either way, we should have aimed for the head.

In short, if you haven’t seen it yet, run, don’t walk to your nearest movie theatre and ingest this Peter Dinklage-sized movie, avoid ALL spoilers, and soak in what might just be our Unfunniest episode yet.

And bring your tissues…

Hosted by: ‘Time Stone’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

Featuring: ‘Mind Stone’ Jared Robinovitz (@superjew75) & ‘Power Stone’ Tim Agne (@timagne).

Special Guests: ‘Reality Stone’ Yoshi (@yousephtahna / YoshiCast.com), ‘Space Stone’ Mateo Morales (@matt_morales) & ‘Soul Stone’ “Sprung” (@jasprung).

Music by: Alan Silvestri & The Spinners.

 

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