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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 59: Venom

It took Sony over ten years to make it, but they finally got their Venom movie out in theatres. Critics of course, hated it, but what did WE think of it?

Well, WE sat down and discussed the movie, its villain, its somewhat oddly-sexy moment, as well as its possible connection to the MCU.

WE also went on some serious tangents with topics like Cameron Diaz, Little Shop of Horrors and Pink Unicorns popping up in conversation.

So check out UNT 59 – Venom, because WE said so… or risk rolling down the street like a turd… in the wind…

Hosted by: ‘Captain Boomerang’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13)

Featuring: ‘Toxin’ Tim Agne (@timagne), ‘SuperJew’ Jared Robinovitz (Superjew75), & Mateo ‘Miles’ Morales (@matt_morales).

Music by Alice Cooper & Eminem.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 58: The Predator Series

What’s better than one ‘Yo Mama’ joke? A whole UNT worth of them!

With the newest addition to the franchise, The Predator, out in theatres, we sat down for our usual ‘Group B’ therapy session and discussed, reminisced and hypothesized about all things Predator.

We welcome newcomer and Yautja expert – Vance into the fold. Jared and Mateo compete for the best/worst ‘Yo Mama’ jokes. Greig wants to see more from Olivia Munn (it’s not what you think), while Tim’s Porta-Potty-related PTSD has him ‘Goldbluming’ about his Chinese conspiracy theory. (#NotMyPunisher)

Oh, and we managed to cover all SIX Predator films, including that AVP sequel where… well, you’ll find out.

Hosted by: ‘Captain Boomerang’ Greig ‘Brownschweiger’ Tansley (@GreigT13).

Featuring: ‘SuperJew’ Jared ‘Robinoschnitzel’ Robinovitz (@Superjew75), ‘Rogue Nation’ Tim ‘Von Haagen-Dazs’ Agne (@timagne), Mateo ‘Moralenstein’ Morales (@matt_morales), and Vance ‘McKimenschmidt’ McKim (@runinwithscisrs).

Music by: Alan Silvestri & Little Richard.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 57: Saga

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Hey nerds, are you looking for your next obsession, something on the level of Game of ThronesHarry Potter, or even Star Wars? Pause the Netflix, head to your local comic-book shop and pick up Saga. This epic sci-fi fantasy from writer Brian K. Vaughn and artist Fiona Staples has everything — sex, drugs, war, weird aliens, more sex, friendship, betrayal, rocketships, even more sex, cool weapons, magic, talking animals, gut-wrenching death and (as DATES viewers know) #robotdicks.

Best of all, it manages to make parenting look downright badass. That’s why our unlikely space team of killers-turned-dads has binged all 54 issues to bring you a light-on-spoilers introduction with everything you need to know about the Saga universe.

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From there, we take a deep look at each of the characters as we cast our dream Saga TV series. And finally, (here’s the SPOILER WARNING!) we cry it out as we discuss the story thus far and the devastating latest issue as the series goes on a yearlong hiatus.

So pop a tab of fadeaway, strap on your crash helm and hurl yourself into a timesuck as we blast off on our first-ever episode dedicated solely to a comic book.

Hosted by: ‘Attack of the Ram-Horned Space Dad’ Tim Agne (@timagne).

Featuring: ‘Prince Boomerang Hand IV’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

Special performance by Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) as Marko, and introducing Lilly Montilla as Hazel.

Music by: Edwin Starr.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 56: Disenchantment

Has Matt Groening still got it? The Simpsons was an instant classic, while Futurama blew our minds and broke our hearts. But somehow, getting our friends to watch the animated Netflix series Disenchantment is harder than dragging a one-eyed lady giant to a royal ball.

Maybe it’s the tired, status-quo structure of the season’s middle episodes. Maybe the characters and jokes just aren’t edgy enough. Maybe King Zøg reminds us a little too much of our friend Jared.

In this series, Jared has hair and is married to Melania Trump.

Hold on a second, Leave-o. This episode has a spoiler-free section where we’ll tell you why it pays to stick with Disenchantment for the full 10-episode season. And then we’ll make some Kevin Smith references and — oh, who are we kidding? None of this turned out the way we wanted. Look at us, two grown men talking about cartoons on the internet. Does anything even matter anymore?

Disenchantment!

Hosted by: ‘The Three-Eyed Wizard’ Tim Agne (@timagne).

Featuring: ‘The Royal Tit’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

Music by Mark Mothersbaugh and Marcy Playground.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 55: Westworld Season 2

We didn’t forget. It just took us a while to wrap our minds around Westworld season 2. And to be honest, we’re still not sure we understood everything. After all, we might already be inside the thing, right?

While Tim gushed over yet another Veronica Mars connection (despite not actually having seen the pivotal flash-forward scene), the rest of us pondered the philosophical nature of life, souls, clones and resurrections, tried our best to pronounce ‘Akecheta’, found way too many comparisons to The Matrix and Minority Report, and attempted to make sense of the show’s numerous, confusing-yet-enthralling use of timelines.

We think we did pretty well, just don’t test us for fidelity.

Hosted by: ‘Captain Boomerang’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

Featuring: ‘Superjew’ Jared Robinovitz (@superjew75), ‘Dad in Black’ Tim Agne (@timagne) and ‘Official Chef-UNT’ Craig D’Cruze (@WWECHEF).

Music by Ramin Djawadi.

 

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