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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 57: Saga

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Hey nerds, are you looking for your next obsession, something on the level of Game of ThronesHarry Potter, or even Star Wars? Pause the Netflix, head to your local comic-book shop and pick up Saga. This epic sci-fi fantasy from writer Brian K. Vaughn and artist Fiona Staples has everything — sex, drugs, war, weird aliens, more sex, friendship, betrayal, rocketships, even more sex, cool weapons, magic, talking animals, gut-wrenching death and (as DATES viewers know) #robotdicks.

Best of all, it manages to make parenting look downright badass. That’s why our unlikely space team of killers-turned-dads has binged all 54 issues to bring you a light-on-spoilers introduction with everything you need to know about the Saga universe.

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From there, we take a deep look at each of the characters as we cast our dream Saga TV series. And finally, (here’s the SPOILER WARNING!) we cry it out as we discuss the story thus far and the devastating latest issue as the series goes on a yearlong hiatus.

So pop a tab of fadeaway, strap on your crash helm and hurl yourself into a timesuck as we blast off on our first-ever episode dedicated solely to a comic book.

Hosted by: ‘Attack of the Ram-Horned Space Dad’ Tim Agne (@timagne).

Featuring: ‘Prince Boomerang Hand IV’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

Special performance by Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) as Marko, and introducing Lilly Montilla as Hazel.

Music by: Edwin Starr.

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ALL IN finally happened… and it. Was. Awesome.

While Captain Jack (@JackHeartless) watched it on FITE, the crew from The Strap podcast (@TheStrap) were there LIVE and in living color! Sarah (@TheSarahVanB) stops by to compare live notes, both for the big event and for Starrcast, and discuss the fallout.  Highlights include murdered Joeys, dick druids, Pharoah being the BEST BOY, Kenny vs Penta, a lightning round of a main event, and a Rhodes, wearing the crimson mask, as NWA World’s Heavyweight Champion once more.

Sponsored by WrestleCrate (@wrestlecrateusa) and Lapel Yeah (@LapelYeahPins)

Opening theme by Lemi and the Captain. Closing theme by Ayumi Nakamura (@ayumi_nakamura).

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Derek and Tim Eat Snacks Ep. 43: Cheez-It Duoz

This week on the DATEScast, Derek is back online after his computer disaster and Tim welcomes him with open arms and handfuls of snacks. While the minor hiatus did equal some great snacking in Texas, it’s time to get back on track with our nationally certified PER system of snack ratings. And since our dynamic duo is excited to be back together, they decided to PER another great pairing, Cheez-It Duoz: Caramel Popcorn and Cheddar Crackers. Is this snack combination as good of a duo as our snackologist team? Absolutely not, but few are.

Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne)

Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan, and Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock

Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

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Podcast Episode 347: The Chop Heard ’round the World

You’ve been hearing it for weeks. Josh’s bachelor party in Austin was to become his funeral. Now we know why.

What was the fate of Josh after taking a hellacious chop from PCO (@PCOQuebecer) at Inspire Pro (@InspireProWres)? Will he be able to watch wrestling and talk about it with his friends, or has he become broken and obsolete?

In all seriousness, this was a pretty big week in pro wrestling. From the success of All In in Chicago to a new King of Trios being crowned… to NEW tag team champions on RAW and plenty of ridiculousness on SmackDown… Oh, and let’s not forget the first set of matches from this year’s Mae Young Classic going live on the WWE Network. So much to talk about…

Featured photo via Kelly Kyle Photography (@KellyKylePhoto)

Featuring: ‘Super Jew’ Jared (@SuperJew75), ‘The Mayor of Reseda’ Derek (@cap_kaveman), and Joshua Schlag (@thesteelcage / @schlizzag).

Music by The Black Furies, courtesy of Music Alley.

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Podcast Episode 346: Hounds of (In)Justice

HELLO AND WELCOME… to this week’s episode of The Steel Cage Podcast. I’m trying something different this week, as Jared is trying to get work done ahead of my bachelor party and Derek’s MacBook is currently comatose (send your thoughts and prayers his way, that it may yet be revived…)

Yes, this is the founder and proprietor of The Steel Cage, Joshua Schlag (@thesteelcage / @schlizzag) – and this is my take on ‘This Week in Pro Wrestling’!

So Josh, do we have any emails? Why yes, in fact, we do!

This email comes to us from Chaz, from England. Chaz writes:

First of all, I thought I’d get this email in now because by the sounds of it Josh won’t be alive to put a podcast together after the bachelor party!

Following on from your conversation last week about who could feud with Ronda or act as a hired hand for Stephanie, I was struggling like you guys with who they could bring back or bring in… and then it hit me. Why not bring in Jazzy Gabert as Stephanie’s henchwoman? She got a massive reaction with the fans in last year’s Mae Young Classic, she’s crazy intimidating, she’s got a legit MMA background much like Ronda and what would could be more of a heel move on Steph’s part to bring in the “Alpha Female” to squash the women’s evolution that she herself likes to take so much credit for. I believe they were hesitant to sign her up last year because of her neck but she’s had surgery and is fully cleared now and wrestling in Progress.

Damn. Even rolling solo this week, someone manages to mention my impending death this weekend in Austin, Texas. Thanks a lot.

As for Jazzy, I LOVE the idea. I think it’s quite the stretch for WWE to go outside of the NXT + Performance Center system, but it could work pretty well for exactly the reasons you laid out. Frankly, the upcoming Evolution PPV could really use some intriguing big-time storylines, and something along those lines could be just the ticket.

Speaking of which, I was happy to see Trish show up on TV this week. It’s still rather half-assed to me that they paired her up with Alexa BEFORE initiating any of the story building, but better late than never? I just hope that the remaining matches aren’t pre-announced in such a way.

While I’m on the topic of women in the WWE, I was quite vocal last week in regards to my disgust towards WWE for the way they handled the Becky Lynch situation. Trying to push her as a heel was BEYOND insulting, and I’m glad that they’ve backtracked. Some may still be complaining that they aren’t going all in by making Charlotte the true heel in the situation, but I think it’s justified to keep her face(ish) for the moment. Shades of gray have their time and place, and with public appearances and all that jazz, I’m sure they have their reasons to not pull the trigger on Charlotte playing the role she’s meant to play. Meanwhile, Becky Balboa 3:16 lives on, and I’d STILL buy one of those shirts if they put one out.

While we’re on the topic of SmackDown, I gotta once again hand it to Paige for being the most effective GM we’ve had in some time. Shane + Daniel Bryan did a decent job in their tenure, but let themselves get caught up in the drama far too often. Paige just plain gets shit done. Tag Team Champions lose one of their guys due to injury? No problem. Give The New Day another opportunity, then set up a series of matches to determine who’s next in line. This time, we get to see two triple threat tag matches: The Bar vs The Club vs The Colons this week and The Usos vs Rusev Day vs SAnitY next week. That gives us one more week to have the winners of those matches face each other just in time to set the championship match for Hell in a Cell. Boom. I wouldn’t mind The Bar vs The Usos in the final, but I also wouldn’t mind The New Day vs SAnitY getting some proper build and attention. SAnitY has been a bust so far, but it’s based solely on the booking. Book them like an unhinged version of the original SHIELD and we’re in business.

Over on RAW, The B-Team vs The Revival has been picking up in the past few weeks. They were relegated to the SummerSlam pre-show, but have told a decent story in the weeks since that show. The Revival came up short in Brooklyn, but racked up singles victories over The B-Team, then made a statement this week in tag action. They seem poised to claim the throne at the top of the red brand’s tag division, and it can’t come soon enough as far as I’m concerned. The Deleters of Worlds became stale a lot faster than I would’ve thought, and they brought the titles down with them. It’s time to instill some championship caliber talent in The B-Team’s place, as RAW should be able to create some interesting rivalries with tag teams that they’re otherwise wasting (AoP, Titus Worldwide, for starters… let alone The SHIELD and Dolph + Drew).

Perhaps the most intriguing thing to happen this week on RAW was the departure of Kevin Owens. He answered the call for an Intercontinental Championship open challenge, and tore the house down with Seth Rollins. But he came up short, and simply stated, “I quit.” Two days later, old school Kevin Steen shirts popped back up on Pro Wrestling Tees:

What could this mean for Kevin Owens? How does he get his groove back? I fully anticipate big things for the future, as this seems like a drastic move leading up to a surprise. Could Braun get screwed out of his cash-in with Baron Corbin handling things the way he does? 🤔

Here’s what one of our listeners tweeted at us the other day:

Things that make you go hmmm…

All right, I’d like to keep this short and sweet, so let’s wrap things up lightning round style:

  • Did Braun turn heel on Monday? I’d argue it was more about venting his frustration from The SHIELD pulling the shit they did last week… We’ll see how they continue to play it out, but I’d guess it’s another “shades of gray” situation…
  • Baron Corbin is unintentionally hilarious. He literally couldn’t remember the booking for Lashley, stating in a backstage promo: “I can’t remember your opponent’s name” only to later show up on the screen and exclaim to him: “You have two opponents!” Amazing. 🤦
  • HBK is coming back next week to get us hyped for Triple H / The Undertaker. Whatever. Side note – how did Triple H convince The Undertaker to face him so easily, while John Cena had to make such a big production out of his challenge at WrestleMania? 🙄
  • Make it a goal to meet someone who will look at you the way Big E looked at King Booker during their segment on SmackDown.
  • Daniel Bryan vs Andrade ‘Cien’ Almas was fantastic and I want more. The Miz, meanwhile, is reestablishing himself as the perfect heel even as he entertains us with his reality show. Side note, he uses his own theme song as his ringtone. This makes me far too happy.
  • R-Truth still needs to get a US Title opportunity via Carmella somehow.

Winner of the week: Kevin Owens, for putting on a hell of a match and making me intrigued AF.

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Follow everybody on Twitter, except Sprung, of course. And remember kids… Happy #ALLIN Weekend!

Music by The Black Furies, courtesy of Music Alley.

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