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From Brisbane, Down Under and huge comic book, movie & TV nerd, I bring you the Unfunny Nerd Tangent series here on the Steel Cage Network. Remember, there's no 'I' in team, but there is in Greig.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 76: The John Wick Series

A film series based on revenge, murder, secret societies and… puppies? Yep. So gas up your Mustang and break through the concrete in your basement, because it’s time to talk about John Wick.

With the third movie of this Keanu Reeves film trilogy (so far) in theatres, intrepid UNT assassins, Jared and Tim presented their marker to Greig and made him binge all three films in a week, and in the same time, John Wick killed a lot of people.

But since these movies are more than meets the eye, the twists and turns created some unique UNT-inspired questions of our own, such as…

Is this some kind of Matrix prequel? Was Ms. Perkins almost Wonder Woman in a Boston Legal / The Practice universe? And is John Wick really just an aged Johnny Utah from Point Break?

Think about it.

You won’t have to break the rules of the Continental to enjoy our latest tangent-filled show, so grab a good book (good enough to take out an enormous NBA star), sew up those wounds, put some ice on that bruise, and enjoy Episode 76: The John Wick Series.

Hosted by: ‘Captain Pencil’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

Featuring: ‘Babayaga’ Jared Robinovitz (@Superjew75) and ‘The Tick – John Wick’ Tim Agne (@timagne).

Music by:  Tyler Bates & Carl Douglas.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 75: Avengers: Endgame

Avengers: Endgame is finally here, and we made sure we did whatever it takes to bring you the best podcast we could. And if we failed, well, we’ll just go back in time and fix it.

As we brought together a cavalcade of unlikely movie reviewers, spanning the cosmos and reality, itself, we broke down the incredible characters and the mind-bending plot of this latest film, as well as stopping along the way to go down some dark, parallel tangents of our own.

Even Howard the Duck shows up. (You heard me.)

This one is nothing if not epic, so make sure you’ve got your tissues ready for a Happy Ending (no, not that kind), eat a salad and relax in your Thanos-Man-Cave, as we present UNT 75: Avengers: Endgame.

NOTE: No raccoons were harmed in the making of this podcast.

Hosted by: ‘Captain Beers-in-the-Bucket, Bro’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

Featuring: ‘The Inevitable SuperJew’ Jared Robinovitz (@Superjew75), ‘Professor Hulk’ Tim Agne (@timagne), ‘America’s Ass’ Mateo Morales (@matt_morales), ‘Culinary Genius – Only on Earth’ Craig DeCruize (@WWEChef), and ‘I Want My X-Men’ Mike Dipasquale (@maplesyrupdick).

Secret Villain Cameo: Sprung (@jasprung).

Music by:  Traffic and Helen Forrest.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 74: Shazam!

If you’re as Unfunny as Ulysses, as Nerdy as Neptune and as Tangential as Tartarus, then episode 74 is perfect for you! Join us as we remain pure of heart and evoke the powers of Shazam! (The movie, at least.)

On this episode, we delve into the Captain Marvel / Shazam naming controversy as well as ponder the similarities of a certain Eternian hero, before diving staff-first into the latest DC superhero film that isn’t afraid to be fun.

Billy, Freddy, Mary, Darla, Pedro and Eugene all combined their powers to make this show as legendary as the (missing) Black Adam, so make sure you take a break from jacking cop cars to check it out.

Also, there may or may not be caterpillars.

Lightning never strikes twice, so just say the word and bring your whole (foster) family to the table with UNT 74: Shazam!

Hosted by: ‘Captain Boomerang’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

Featuring: ‘Black Adam’ Tim Agne (@timagne) & ‘SuperJew’ Jared Robinovitz (@SuperJew75).

Music by: Survivor & Queen.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 73: The Umbrella Academy

Do you have the super-strength and the body of a gorilla? Can you throw a knife with expert precision? Maybe you’ve heard a rumor or can speak to the dead? Or maybe your body contains hideous, tentacled creatures? Perhaps you can simply teleport (sometimes through time) and are now trapped in the thirteen-year-old body of your former self. If any of that made sense to you, you’re probably familiar with The Umbrella Academy, the latest superhero/black comedy from Netflix.

Tasked by their billionaire-industrialist adoptive father, robotic mother and chimpanzee mentor, our trio of UNT-brella Academy members broke down, speculated on the future (and quite literally, the past) and tried to make sense of one of the most unique shows in recent television history.

So don’t deprive some village of their idiot, check out UNT 73 before you hear a certain rumor about violins.

Hosted by: ‘Sir Reginald’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

Featuring: ‘Space-Boy’ Tim Agne (@timagne) & ‘The Horror’ Jared Robinovitz (@SuperJew75).


Music by: Gerard Way & Tiffany.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 72: Captain Marvel

With Captain Marvel now in theaters, the UNT team takes a closer look at the 21st film from the Marvel Cinematic Universe with a podcast that is all Captain, all the time.

Special guest, Kacey Spivey (What’s Trending, The Blonde Jokes) joins us to discuss the movie, including Brie Larson and the recent ratings-bomb scandal, the #metoo movement, Marvel perfecting the de-aging effect and yes, that Stan Lee tribute.

No, you’re crying.

With MCU Easter Eggs galore, hold onto your butts, bust out your best Australian-Skrull accent and wait for your Windows 95 audio files to load… almost… almost… and check out UNT 72: Captain Marvel.

Note: No flerkens were harmed in the making of this podcast. 

Hosted by: ‘Captain Boomerang’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

Featuring: ‘SuperJew’ Captain Jared Robinovitz (@SuperJew75), ‘New Science Guy’ Captain Tim Agne (@timagne).

Special Guest: Captain Kacey Spivey (@hey_kace) from What’s Trending / The Blonde Jokes.


Music by: Hole & The Marvelettes.

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