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From Brisbane, Down Under and huge comic book, movie & TV nerd, I bring you the Unfunny Nerd Tangent series here on the Steel Cage Network. Remember, there's no 'I' in team, but there is in Greig.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 70: Batman (1989)

That’s right; the Batman movie from your youth is now 30 years old. In what is probably going to be our first look back at just one of the many seminal, influential movies of 1989, we returned to Gotham City to review all things Keaton, Burton, Basinger… and yes, Nicholson.

Even the worst-ever Commissioner Gordon got a mention.

But then, our intrepid Bat-Dads and Robin(ovitz) dared to speculate about the future of Batman, since now that Ben Affleck has stepped aside, we need a new Dark Knight to teach us right from wrong and punch evil in its stupid face.

You won’t need Supernatural powers to guess some of our picks, but give UNT 70 a listen anyway, before your town needs an enema.

Note: Stick around after the music for a peek behind the scenes at our awful process…

Hosted by: ‘Party Man’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

Featuring: ‘Boy Wonder’ Jared Robinovitz (@superjew75), ‘Murder-Bats’ Tim Agne (@timagne) and ‘District Attorney’ Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman).

Music by Danny ElfmanPrince.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 69: Clerks: The Animated Series

Since it was Tim’s 37th birthday (in a row), and since we already covered Kevin Smith’s filmography back on our immortal 37th episode, what else could we do but celebrate the animated version of Clerks for our unprecedented Episode 69? (Niiiice.)

Since Greig and Jared finally caught up on this series (that only aired two episodes before being banished to the freezer that is straight-to-DVD-purgatory), sit back as Tim takes us on a magical journey that transcends the boundaries of two-dimensional storytelling, takes a pitstop to lament the downfall of Meat Loaf, yet rises like a Phoenix to make you wonder whether or not the misery in your life is manifest, of the machinations of Leonardo Leonardo…

Or a third thing.

Just check out the show. It’s Tim’s birthday.

Hosted by: ‘Bear who drive car’ Tim Agne (@timagne).

Featuring: ‘Captain Boomerang’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13) and ‘SilentJew’ Jared Robinovitz (@SuperJew75).

Music by: James L. Venable and Meat Loaf.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 68: Glass

What do you get when you cross M. Night Shyamalan’s Unbreakable with M. Night Shyamalan’s Split? Why, you get M. Night Shyamalan’s Glass, of course.

Okay, I’m sick of typing Shyamalan now.

Anyway, for our latest episode, we welcome friend of the show, Mike Dipasquale to analyse and review the new, hotly-anticipated movie… Glass.

So avoid water at all costs, step into the light and hold onto your motherf**king butts, because UNT 68 is about to bust out its capes (and rain ponchos), erase all security footage and possibly sneak into your backdoor sequel.

Hosted by: ‘Captain Boomerang’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13)

Featuring: ‘First Name: Super… Last Name: Jew’ Jared Robinovitz (@SuperJew75), ‘Backdoor Sequel’ Tim Wendell Agne (@timagne), and ‘Small Canadian Penis’ Mike Dipasquale.

And Special Guest via our very first UNT Flashback: ‘PipeBomb’ Bryan Gregston (@guitarsalad).

Music by: West Dylan Thordson & Kimmy Schmidt.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 67: Aquaman

Every day since the release of Batman v. Superman, Tim has walked from his lighthouse to the end of the pier, gazing wistfully at the ocean as he longs for the return of his beloved sea king. And each of those days, Jared has been at the bar, laughing at Tim for holding out any hope for a DC movie.

And now, Jason Momoa has arrived — wet, glistening and mostly shirtless — with a billion-dollar international hit Aquaman movie. So who’s laughing now? Probably still Jared.

The whole crew comes out wet and salty as we dive into Furious 7 director James Wan’s underwater opus, which seems to pack just about every movie into 2 hours 22 minutes. We talk about how Aquaman could beat Batman, how Nicole Kidman really looked in the late ’80s, Willem Dafoe IN A DRESS and Mateo’s plan to build a wall around Atlantis (and make the Trench monsters pay for it).

And, from the outtakes, Dolph Lundgren is killing it as a dad in Aquaman and Creed 2. We’ve decided he should keep it rolling and play He-Man’s father King Randor in the upcoming Masters of the Universe reboot. You can help us out by tweeting #DolphForRandor.

Hosted by: ‘Dr. Go’ Tim Agne (@timagne).

Featuring: ‘SuperJew’ Jared Robinovitz (@SuperJew75), ‘Climate change is a hoax’ Mateo Morales (@Matt_Morales) and ‘Captain Boomerang’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

Music by: Pitbull and Barenaked Ladies.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 66: Bumblebee

Travel back to the 80s with us as we grab a Hot Dog on a Stick, crank up the Stan Bush and squeeze into the back of a Volkswagen (we’re looking at you, Kevin Smith) for the latest offering from the Transformers franchise… Bumblebee.

With Tim still MIA in the sub-Atlantic, we invited fan-favorite, Transformers aficionado and all-round nostalgia critic, Yoshi, back on our show to give his thoughts.

And boy did he…

Everything you wanted to know about Transformers fandom is touched on in this episode, including the glorious G1 opening scenes, how Bumblebee’s character has changed over the years, and why John Cena may have been the most robotic character in the entire film.

You might wish our voice boxes had been damaged after this one, but in any case, Transform, roll out and tune your car stereo to Route… sorry… UNT 66: Bumblebee.

Hosted by: ‘Captain Boomerang’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

Featuring: ‘SuperJew’ Jared Robinovitz (@SuperJew75) and from the Transmission Podcast (@trnsmissions) via YoshiCast.com –  Yoshi (@yousephtanha).

Music by: Stan Bush, John Cena and Rick Astley.

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