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From Brisbane, Down Under and huge comic book, movie & TV nerd, I bring you the Unfunny Nerd Tangent series here on the Steel Cage Network. Remember, there's no 'I' in team, but there is in Greig.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 68: Glass

What do you get when you cross M. Night Shyamalan’s Unbreakable with M. Night Shyamalan’s Split? Why, you get M. Night Shyamalan’s Glass, of course.

Okay, I’m sick of typing Shyamalan now.

Anyway, for our latest episode, we welcome friend of the show, Mike Dipasquale to analyse and review the new, hotly-anticipated movie… Glass.

So avoid water at all costs, step into the light and hold onto your motherf**king butts, because UNT 68 is about to bust out its capes (and rain ponchos), erase all security footage and possibly sneak into your backdoor sequel.

Hosted by: ‘Captain Boomerang’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13)

Featuring: ‘First Name: Super… Last Name: Jew’ Jared Robinovitz (@SuperJew75), ‘Backdoor Sequel’ Tim Wendell Agne (@timagne), and ‘Small Canadian Penis’ Mike Dipasquale.

And Special Guest via our very first UNT Flashback: ‘PipeBomb’ Bryan Gregston (@guitarsalad).

Music by: West Dylan Thordson & Kimmy Schmidt.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 67: Aquaman

Every day since the release of Batman v. Superman, Tim has walked from his lighthouse to the end of the pier, gazing wistfully at the ocean as he longs for the return of his beloved sea king. And each of those days, Jared has been at the bar, laughing at Tim for holding out any hope for a DC movie.

And now, Jason Momoa has arrived — wet, glistening and mostly shirtless — with a billion-dollar international hit Aquaman movie. So who’s laughing now? Probably still Jared.

The whole crew comes out wet and salty as we dive into Furious 7 director James Wan’s underwater opus, which seems to pack just about every movie into 2 hours 22 minutes. We talk about how Aquaman could beat Batman, how Nicole Kidman really looked in the late ’80s, Willem Dafoe IN A DRESS and Mateo’s plan to build a wall around Atlantis (and make the Trench monsters pay for it).

And, from the outtakes, Dolph Lundgren is killing it as a dad in Aquaman and Creed 2. We’ve decided he should keep it rolling and play He-Man’s father King Randor in the upcoming Masters of the Universe reboot. You can help us out by tweeting #DolphForRandor.

Hosted by: ‘Dr. Go’ Tim Agne (@timagne).

Featuring: ‘SuperJew’ Jared Robinovitz (@SuperJew75), ‘Climate change is a hoax’ Mateo Morales (@Matt_Morales) and ‘Captain Boomerang’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

Music by: Pitbull and Barenaked Ladies.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 66: Bumblebee

Travel back to the 80s with us as we grab a Hot Dog on a Stick, crank up the Stan Bush and squeeze into the back of a Volkswagen (we’re looking at you, Kevin Smith) for the latest offering from the Transformers franchise… Bumblebee.

With Tim still MIA in the sub-Atlantic, we invited fan-favorite, Transformers aficionado and all-round nostalgia critic, Yoshi, back on our show to give his thoughts.

And boy did he…

Everything you wanted to know about Transformers fandom is touched on in this episode, including the glorious G1 opening scenes, how Bumblebee’s character has changed over the years, and why John Cena may have been the most robotic character in the entire film.

You might wish our voice boxes had been damaged after this one, but in any case, Transform, roll out and tune your car stereo to Route… sorry… UNT 66: Bumblebee.

Hosted by: ‘Captain Boomerang’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

Featuring: ‘SuperJew’ Jared Robinovitz (@SuperJew75) and from the Transmission Podcast (@trnsmissions) via YoshiCast.com –  Yoshi (@yousephtanha).

Music by: Stan Bush, John Cena and Rick Astley.

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Unfunny Nerd Tangent 65: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Get your THWIP on with not one, not two, but a multitude of Spider-Men (and women), as we dive mask-first into the new animated feature, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse.

Friend of the show, Mateo Morales returns to explain exactly why he named his son Miles (you heard us), Greig and Jared argue about… sorry, ‘ponder’ the future of the Tom Holland Spider-Man series, and of course, we gush over the phenomenal animation techniques used in bringing this film to life.

All this and more on an all-Spidey edition of Unfunny Nerd Tangent.

Hosted by: ‘Captain Boomerang’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13).

Featuring: ‘SuperJew’ Jared Robinovitz (@SuperJew75) and ‘My Son Really is Miles’ Mateo Morales (@Matt_Morales).

Music by: Post Malone & Daniel Pemberton.

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Podcast Episode 363: An IIconic Rusev Day

Are you ready to head Down Under? Because this week, for the first time ever, Greig brings along two IIconic co-hosts to make The Steel Cage an all-Aussie affair.

We give some colonial opinions on the state of WWE, drop a couple of early Royal Rumble predictions, discuss the rise of Buddy Murphy and fawn over the IIconics.

We even went on a Die Hard tangent.

So grab a slab, throw a prawn on the barbie and check out the all Aussie Steel Cage.

Hosted by ‘Captain Boomerang’ Greig Tansley (@GreigT13)

Featuring: ‘Little Sherbie’ Stacey Herbert (@littlesherbie) & ‘Stinga’ Steve Wray (@Stinga57).

Music by: The Black Furies, courtesy of Music Alley & AC/DC.

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