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Who is The Shockmaster?

The ShockmasterThe year was 1993. Bret “Hitman” Hart was on the verge of his first WWF World Heavyweight Championship as Sting battled the likes of Big Van Vader in WCW.

Professional wrestling sought to find its identity after the Hulk Hogan era had slowed down and popular interest waned. Both brands inevitably decided that they needed to broaden their demographics, and there was only one way to do that: gimmicks.

The WWF saw guys in Royal Canadian Mounty uniforms (The Quebecers), a garbage man (Duke “The Dumpster” Droese), a man poisoned by nuclear fallout (Adam Bomb), and even a plumber (T.L. Hopper). There will be more on those guys at a later date, I assure you.

WCW was really slacking, and needed to find an answer to such brilliant ideas. Fall Brawl was fast approaching, and their face team of Dustin Rhodes, Sting, and the British Bulldog needed another man to face the ominous heel team of Vader, Sting, and Harlem Heat.

They found their answer just weeks before the event, and made the decision to debut their mystery partner on a live segment called “Flair for the Gold”. Flair, Sting, and the Bulldog seemed rather excited to introduce their partner, as Sting said, “All I have to say is… our partner is going to shock the world because he is none other than… The Shockmaster!”

I’m going to have to stop my description right there and just let you see for yourself.

Fast forward to 3:30:

You can hear the announcers in the background after he falls over and his helmet falls off: “Oh God. Oh my God.” Things had gone awry in the world of The Shockmaster. But then, were things ever right? A man with a pre-recorded voice and a purple sparkly Stormtrooper helmet? Bravo, WCW. Bravo.

The Shockmaster somehow failed as a character, and he was gone within months of his debut.. never ot be seen again. But who is The Shockmaster? Is he still out there somewhere, falling through walls like the Kool Aid Man? Does he have a Mrs. Shockmaster, and a Shockmaster Jr.?

We here at The Steel Cage will remain ever vigilant regarding news about The Shockmaster, and if he’s out there – you’ll hear about it here first.

Joshua Schlag

About Joshua Schlag

For most of the last 20+ years of my life, I've been watching WWE. As a kid, Monday Night Raw hooked me from the start. From Bret Hart and Razor Ramon, to Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock, to CM Punk and Daniel Bryan.. I've witnessed the ups and downs and I'm proud to have enjoyed pro wrestling through the years. Though I now watch in a much different fashion than I did when I was a kid (finding out Vince McMahon was the owner and Jack Tunney no more than a figurehead was like finding out Santa Claus did not exist), I feel like I have a much greater appreciation for the hard work pro wrestlers do and the things they sacrifice to entertain us. It's still real to me, dammit!

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  • Oh, that is outstanding. What a horrible way to introduce a new character — the talk-show format is so corny, it can only be used for humor. Here, they tried to pump up a match AND introduce a fearsome character. Bad news.

    I doubt there’s a Mrs. Shockmaster, as who would marry a klutz with a detachable head?

    -Darrell

  • The Shockmaster is the long lost brother of Cowboys defensive lineman Leon Lett, who is also notorious for blunders in front of large audiences.

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  • Adam

    He is the ringmaster at Kizarney’s circus.

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